December 2011
55 posts
looking at my presents for christmas..
i have a lot more panda related things.. these include. a sponge.
apron.
mittens.
ear muffs.
a beanie.
panda children’s book (love.).
a cape (yes that’s right.).
sleep mask.
please.
keep your snoring to yourself john ian. how am i supposed to sleep in the living room with you?
drinking some old boys tawny port.
life is good.
alcoholics.
amah (in hokkien): i'm not drinking wine tonight because it affects my sleep
aunty pieksee: well i want to drink
me: i can't drink, i have to work tomorrow
(aunty pieksee stares at me)
aunty pieksee: well that's just sad emma
(after a few games of jin rummy)
amah (in hokkien) to mum: are you leaving?
aunty pieksee (in hokkien): no she's just going downstairs to get port
amah (in hokkien): port?! i want port, i want to drink
me: me too mum! me too!
my grandma is looking so good in her newly collected polka dot jacket from shen zhen. on another note. new favourite brand is marni. love.
shenzhen.
my off day tomorrow i am waking up at eight for an impromptu quick trip to china in the morning.. i’ve narrowed down my items to: dress to copy hobo top to copy hobo dress to alter otherwise i look like a nun. ugg bedroom slippers to buy and bring back to australia :)
easter.
okay so i know christmas hasn’t even come and gone yet. but because of work, we need to plan many many many months ahead, so this morning i was (and still in the process of) researching what to put in the children’s easter packs for easter sunday. and when i was googling easter crafts, it hit me how almost majority (about ninety percent) of what i saw all had the typical bunny or chick...
josie and the pussycat dolls.
best movie ever.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
PASSED SECOND YEAR OF UNIVERSITY!
happy anniversary mum and dad!
curry mee tonight. woot woot.
first day
of my internship in the children’s ministry at church. so far i have cut out the mouth part of animal masks (man do those masks shed..a lot..) and i have cut out two hundred christmas bells and two hundred stars and am about to make a sample for the lil’ munchkins i think this is a lot better than being a hobo this break..
a knight's tale.
star movies. right now.
amahs making a new batch of kaya.
hehehehehe. hello hippo-ville!
after a couple of hours..
the wildebeest has finally woken from my hobo bed. i think stephen drooled a little… …
words with friends.
(eating lunch at the dining table)
daniel: did you know that the only person that mum really plays with is a guy called 'peonis'
daniel: that's 'penis' with an 'o'
mum: that's alright because i didn't give him that name
daniel: yeah and mum beats him every time and every time he wants a rematch
me: poor 'peonis'
fungus patrol.
lianne: emma! i missed you so much! (runs and hugs me)
me: i missed you too lianne
lianne: by the way..do you still have your thing on your hip?
me: my fungus? oh yeah i do..
(lianne stops hugging me)
me: but it is going away!
lianne: i still remember the swimming pool emma.
daniel wearing a beanie.
daniel: so i was told i look like an indonesian pirate.
me: whattt who said that?
daniel: i don't know, maybe mom.
taking movenpick from the freezer.
(note: the tub only had one spoonful left..i did not eat the entire tub..)
me: mum movenpick is so good i haven't eaten it in a year..
mum: good. eat it. finish it.
mum: if you get fat don't complain to me.
............
mum: you only can put on two more kilos.
so so so dodgy.
daniel rolling in his bed after eating lap cheong.
daniel: i got lap cheong in my bed.
daniel: and i'm not talking about the sausage.
.............
me: wai do you tell me these things.
eating claypot rice.
dad: why didn't you cook more rice?
mum: well last time i cooked for two and there was still extra..
daniel: yeah but now we have plus one (points to me)
daniel: and she's so beastly look at how much she eats
mum: oh yeah that's true..she does eat a lot.
mum: here emma finish it off.
late night conversations.
last night daniel and me were chilling it got onto the topic of the popcorn machine at church and daniel working it tomorrow. daniel decided to wear a beanie and try rapping to the word popcorn. i so so so so so wish that i had videotaped it. it was awkward. he couldn’t even rhyme.
after church..
lianne (whose nine years old): so emma..you kind of look..loose..
me: you mean hobo?
lianne: yeah.. i was thinking of that but i thought it would be too offensive
me: oh! it's okay lianne i freely embrace hobo-ness so it's fine!
me: hey mum, lianne just said how i dress like a hobo.
mum: well you do don't you.
it's time to go back to the foundations.
““This year you will eat what grows by itself,
and the second year what springs from that. But in the third year sow and reap, plant vineyards and eat their fruit. 31 Once more a remnant of the kingdom of Judah will take root below and bear fruit above.”
- isaiah thirtyseven:thirty-thirtyone
i just chopped up my first credit card.
due to security reasons i can’t post the remains up.. credit cards can be cut up really easily…
in the car on the way to the supermarket..
(we see a guy with a puffy jacket with a fluffy hoody)
me: do you think i could pull off wearing something like that (to mum and dad)
dad: well i think if i wore it i would look like a pimp.
mum and me: ....yeah...
first drink back.
dad’s coffee. life is good :)
words of the wise.
i think when my brother-in-law swears about some guy in australia. it’s best not to accept his invitation for a date. wai do awkward things always happen to me just before i leave for another country..
lalalalalalalalala
i am flying home in less than twenty four hours. my luggage looks like it’s nine months pregnant. i am praying that it’s not overweight..and that it’s just..bulky..
rec.
what a beautiful movie :)